Sunday, September 11, 2011

If you haven't read "My Point... and I Do Have One" by Ellen Degeneres, you need to... This one is from the book!

"Ellen:I don't have an older sister. I have an older brother.
Rita: Whatever. Anyway, your father took your family on a trip to a resort. You were his favorite. He always called you Baby.
Ellen: Really? 
Rita: Oh yes. The waiters at the resort were all these good-looking college guys. But you fell in love with the dance instructor, even though your father hated him because he thought he got some girl pregnant. But your father ended up liking him when he saw the two of you dance at the big show at the resort.
Ellen: That's not my life. That's the movie Dirty Dancing.
Rita: No, I'm pretty sure it's your life. 
Ellen: Really?
Rita: No. But it was a good movie.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

"There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon Party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!"
                                                    -Tina Fey as Liz Lemon in "30 Rock"